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Jan 29 '12
Alright, I want to take a second to talk about how amazing this movie is. I watched it twice yesterday; once by myself and once with John and Chris. Pretty sure they’d co-sign with me on how ridiculous Hunt To Kill is. First off, this is an action movie STARRING Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now, as someone who grew up loving wrestling, this in itself immediately drew me to this movie. I would absolutely spend two hours any day watching a movie with Steve Austin in it.  Secondly, the product placement in this movie is hilarious. In the opening scene, Stone Cold, who’s playing a border patrol officer, is next to his truck with his partner while they’re investigating a shack in Sketchy Middle of Nowhere in the Desert, Texas, and there’s an actual Stone Cold skull on the truck. Then, Stone Cold wears like a MILLION Under Armour shirts throughout the course of the movie. If this movie was tagged as “sponsored by Under Armour”, it really wouldn’t have been that weird, because there’s so much goddamn Under Armour in it already. Third, the subplots that don’t get developed in this movie are funny as fuck. The woman villain starts out the movie with the old dude, and then literally within minutes seamlessly shifts to Banks, which except for one comment later on, IS NEVER TALKED ABOUT AGAIN. Also, Stone Cold’s daughter storms off at one point and says she’s going to a friend’s house, and the Sheriff calls Stone Cold saying she was arrested for shoplifting? What the fuck? Why is Stone Cold’s daughter shoplifting? And what did she shoplift?  The meat of the movie though, comes from Stone Cold and the villains, none of whom have probably ever been in another movie before. This is an actual quote.  Banks: Moments like these remind me of what my old man used to tell me…after he punched me in the face and called me fucking GARBAGE he used to say, “life is like a carton of milk…EVERYONE’S GOT AN EXPIRATION DATE!” Gary: “Monkey see, monkey do…I wonder what would happen if you told a monkey to commit suicide. I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON COCKS!” It only gets better from there. This movie is free on Netflix and I am absolutely confident in saying that this is the 2010 action movie equivalent of Troll 2. 

Alright, I want to take a second to talk about how amazing this movie is. I watched it twice yesterday; once by myself and once with John and Chris. Pretty sure they’d co-sign with me on how ridiculous Hunt To Kill is.

First off, this is an action movie STARRING Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now, as someone who grew up loving wrestling, this in itself immediately drew me to this movie. I would absolutely spend two hours any day watching a movie with Steve Austin in it. 

Secondly, the product placement in this movie is hilarious. In the opening scene, Stone Cold, who’s playing a border patrol officer, is next to his truck with his partner while they’re investigating a shack in Sketchy Middle of Nowhere in the Desert, Texas, and there’s an actual Stone Cold skull on the truck. Then, Stone Cold wears like a MILLION Under Armour shirts throughout the course of the movie. If this movie was tagged as “sponsored by Under Armour”, it really wouldn’t have been that weird, because there’s so much goddamn Under Armour in it already.

Third, the subplots that don’t get developed in this movie are funny as fuck. The woman villain starts out the movie with the old dude, and then literally within minutes seamlessly shifts to Banks, which except for one comment later on, IS NEVER TALKED ABOUT AGAIN. Also, Stone Cold’s daughter storms off at one point and says she’s going to a friend’s house, and the Sheriff calls Stone Cold saying she was arrested for shoplifting? What the fuck? Why is Stone Cold’s daughter shoplifting? And what did she shoplift? 

The meat of the movie though, comes from Stone Cold and the villains, none of whom have probably ever been in another movie before. This is an actual quote. 

Banks: Moments like these remind me of what my old man used to tell me…after he punched me in the face and called me fucking GARBAGE he used to say, “life is like a carton of milk…EVERYONE’S GOT AN EXPIRATION DATE!”

Gary: “Monkey see, monkey do…I wonder what would happen if you told a monkey to commit suicide. I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON COCKS!”

It only gets better from there. This movie is free on Netflix and I am absolutely confident in saying that this is the 2010 action movie equivalent of Troll 2. 

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